Bialik had been battling with Cat Scratch Fever since 2010 which she contracted from The Stray Cats who had "let the cat out of the bag" thousands of times during the 1990's.Mayim taught competitive yoga at UCLA and was a fierce competitor and trisexual with powerful hypnotic abilities. This power allowed her to put restaurant patrons into a dizzying spell before she took a bite of their sandwich and disappeared into the shadows.
Bialik also starred in "Who's the BLOSS" with Tony Danzig where she played the character of Giant Popsicle. The program was well received at the Oscars in Togo where she took home two Togoscars.
Bialik spent her remaining days making pottery in a care facility which looked more like a bar, where they drank vodka out of the pottery.
Her best friend Six gave the eulogy at the funeral, making an exorbitant amount of puns about Bialik being "Six feet under."
In life she was "mad spunky," but in death her future remains unknown. There's a good chance she'll just lie there dead, plotting her revenge.
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