Sandra Bullock enjoyed a long life and career as a famous American actress before learning how to cheat death by becoming a Sith Lord.As a young woman, Mrs. Bullock was known as the most significant breakdancer of her generation lending her dancing talents to such films as Soylent Green and the Elephant Man. After she gained notoriety as a headspinist, she begun to incorporate traditional dance moves from the Fox Trot and Charleston into her routine. Spinning on her head doing the Charleston was to become the greatest dance move of all time, until twenty minutes later some fuckface did the Electric Boogaloo while being electrocuted.
It wasn't until early 2010 that TMZ began reporting that Sandra had attended several meetings with people associated with the Dark Side of the Force. The meetings were suspected to have been about the film All About Steve, but they were all about overthrowing the Galactic Senate.
It was public knowledge that Bullock was born on Corellia and she would occasionally vacation on an unidentified Yavin moon. This turned out to be the location of a Sith Training camp. It was there that the corpses of hundreds of innocent Wookie children were found dead by her lightsaber. A crime matched only by the long term effects of Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous.
Ms. Bullock is survived by her hundreds of offspring throughout the Kashyyyk system.
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